Reticulating Splines

In every life there lives some sadness. Oo-Rah Boo-Yah.
But when you worry it only doubles.
So go on!
Don't worry! Be happy!

Now see, I don't have to sight my source. Cuz this is different from the song you might think I stole this from. Like my dog. Who barks. A lot.
Now, I haven't told you what kind of dog I have--But already you've got a picture in your mind of what my dog looks like. Could look like Toto from Wizard of Oz.

That was such an excellent movie.

In other news,


Celebrity Author Contemplates New Hair Color
Famous Author, Karen Marie is reportedly considering going blond again. This would be her second dye-job since hooking up with photographer and tattoo artist, Spanky. Spanky told reporters that he wasn't against Marie going blonde again, but had also told her that he liked her natural, dark chestnut locks best.
Marie is currently spending time in her secluded log cabin working on a new book. When asked if it might be better that she finish the one she was working on first, Marie threw a shoe at them and offered a raspberry for her retort.