I Don't Even Want a Cigarette
No sir.
I'm past due on my cell bill and they're threatening to shut me off.(again) I've gotten late notices from my Student Loan collectors.(Vampires!) And my brother's cat just killed my valentine rose while my sister sat on the other side of the room completely sucked into the epic thrill ride that is the Lord of the Rings Special Features. She had no idea that the cat was on the table. The cat had no business on the table in the first place. Best of all, my sister laughed about it. This is the second time that accursed cat has ruined one of the roses I've gotten from Jim. Although this time it could've been prevented. If my sister didn't have such tunnel vision. Maybe she was jealous of my rose and purposely ignored the cat. Nay, even encouraged the cat to chomp on my token of Jim's affection.
No sir. I don't want a cigarette.
I can't afford a cup of warm piss, and the shining light and endearing symbol of love I received the other day has been cruely defaced.
No sir. I don't want a cigarette.
Think of that Butter Pecan Haagen Daaz I get at the end of the week. Hmmm. Instead, I'll pig out on sheet cake, New York Vanilla and an International Coffee. Oh. Yeah. That's a much better alternative. (I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic here. Cuz that really is happy food.)
SERENITY NOW!!
I'm past due on my cell bill and they're threatening to shut me off.(again) I've gotten late notices from my Student Loan collectors.(Vampires!) And my brother's cat just killed my valentine rose while my sister sat on the other side of the room completely sucked into the epic thrill ride that is the Lord of the Rings Special Features. She had no idea that the cat was on the table. The cat had no business on the table in the first place. Best of all, my sister laughed about it. This is the second time that accursed cat has ruined one of the roses I've gotten from Jim. Although this time it could've been prevented. If my sister didn't have such tunnel vision. Maybe she was jealous of my rose and purposely ignored the cat. Nay, even encouraged the cat to chomp on my token of Jim's affection.
No sir. I don't want a cigarette.
I can't afford a cup of warm piss, and the shining light and endearing symbol of love I received the other day has been cruely defaced.
No sir. I don't want a cigarette.
Think of that Butter Pecan Haagen Daaz I get at the end of the week. Hmmm. Instead, I'll pig out on sheet cake, New York Vanilla and an International Coffee. Oh. Yeah. That's a much better alternative. (I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic here. Cuz that really is happy food.)
SERENITY NOW!!
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